vriskas-ochinchin:

soolooxcoopter:

pinfad:

suffren:

gerrisdrinkwater:

eridan-ampwwhora:

ibrakeforunicorns:

thelaughingstache:

danielmcbatman:

bedheadreams:

Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.

OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN! 

just had eggs god they were delish

man i love eggs

im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious

mmm delicious chicken periods

ok

its a fucking egg cell

do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?

seeds

do you know what holds seeds?

fruit.

enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP

delishadorable

man i could go for a fried chicken menstruation cycle sandwich right now

becca11389:

theumbrellaseller:

Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.

I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.

I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.

THIS^

kingjaffejoffer:

thenapturalone:

christiantheatheist:

The internet.

So true 

sicw-tony:

The Avengers according to Tony Stark.

 #Note that he doesn’t have a cutesie name for Natasha #This is because he enjoys living

The fact that the Hulk isn’t always in control, but he still had enough sense to save his friend, Tony.

The Wizard of Oz reference and how Steve was so proud that he actually understood the reference.

How badass Black Widow and Hawkeye are, and how they can hold their own even though they’re the only completely baseline humans (even Tony has his suit) on the team. I love how even after being terrorized but the Hulk, Natasha was able to pull her shit together and go after Barton. I love the hints at their relationship, and I would love to know what happened in Budapest. Basically I’m a major Clintasha fangirl.

germanmade:nicoception:

That was sweet. Teaching her to disembowel her playmates like that.

aaamaaa:

matabangutak:

EPIC TALENT

Bitch please, watch me write backwards.